• Today is the day when a Warrior was born.

 

  • I really don’t want a birthday gift. Just give me the 1000Rs which you would’ve spent on the gift.

 

  • So far this is the oldest day in my Life.

 

  • After turning 21, I can’t believe that I wanted to grow up.

 

  • I only drink twice a year. When it’s my birthday and when it’s not my birthday.

 

  • Thanks Whatspp for reminding my friends about my birthday.

 

  • Thanks Whatsapp for saving my friends money on Birthday Card.

 

  • Thanks for all the birthday wishes. I also accept gifts in the form of beer, movie tickets and hard cash.

 

  • Thanks Whatsapp for reminding me that today is my Birthday.

 

  • Thank you guys for the birthday wishes. And thank you Whatsapp for reminding them.

 

  • The lesbians next door gave me a Rolex for my birthday. Very nice, but I think they misunderstood when I said I wanna watch!

 

  •  Did you know I was born on my birthday?

 

  •  I don’t care much for birthday wishes. Just send some hard cash into my Account.

 

  • Like many women, I am only 23 years old.

 

  • Today is the same day, when I was born I was so surprised that I didn’t talk for a year and a half.

 

  • The secret of staying young is to live honestly, eat slowly, and lie about your age.