• Sorry can’t talk. Busy learning at IIN.

 

  • Always give your 100 percent ….unless you’r donating blood.

 

  • God is really creative , I mean ..just look at me.

 

  • Life is too short. Don’t waste it reading my WatsApp status.

 

  • Always remember you are UNIQUE………… just like everybody else.

 

  • They say we learn from our mistakes; so I m making as many as possible!!! Soon I will be a genius :-B

 

  • My attitude will always be based on how you treat me.

 

  • Life is too short. Don’t waste it removing pen drive safely.

 

  • Stop checking my status ! Go Get A Life.

 

  • Everything that kills me makes me feel alive.

 

  • Kisi Se Koi Chiz Maango To Aise Maango Jese Tumhare Baap Ki Thi..

 

  • Sometimes I just wish I could fast forward the time to see if in the end it’s all worth it.

 

  • When a bird hits your window have you ever wondered if God is playing angry birds with you?

 

  • Scientist say the world is made up of Proton,Neutrons and Electrons…they forgot to mention Morons like u :);)

 

  • I couldn’t repair your brakes, so i made your horn louder.

 

  • Stop worrying about the world ending today. It’s already tomorrow in Australia.

 

  • Never take life seriously. Nobody gets out alive anyway.

 

  • Long time ago I used to have a life, until someone told me to download Whatsapp.

 

  • The most fun things in life are either immoral, illegal or they make you fat.

 

  • You must learn from the mistakes of others. You can’t possibly live long enough to make them all yourself.

 

  • If my Last seen is more than two days in a row, call the police, someone must have kidnapped me!

 

  • Growing up is amazing, until you get old!

 

  • Sometimes you succeed…. and other times you learn.

 

  • A successful man is one who makes more money than his wife can spend. A successful woman is one who can find such a man.

 

  • By all means, marry. If you get a good wife, you’ll become happy; if you get a bad one, you’ll become a philosopher.

 

  • A stockbroker urged me to buy a stock that would triple its value every year. I told him, “At my age, I don’t even buy green bananas.”

 

  • Some cause happiness wherever they go; others, whenever they go.

 

  • Sympathy’… You can get from Anybody, But, ‘Jealousy’… You have to Earn it!

 

  • Jindagi ne jhakham bahot diye, lakin harek ko sil leta hu.
    Darling tum aalu ubaalo, mai mator cheel leta hu.

 

  • Agar koi pattar maare to usko phool de do, lakin phool uski kabra par jaake dena.

 

  • Paise walo ka aadhe se jayada paisa to yaha dikhane me kharch ho jata h ki we paise wale h.

 

  • Aap kitna bhi acha kaam kyu na karlo, par log usko hi yaad rakhte h, jisne udhaar liya ho.

 

  • Aadmi dhan ke pheche tab tak bhagta h, jab tak uska ni-dhan nahi ho jata.

 

  • Kon deta h umar bhar ka sahara, aajkal log to janaje me bhi khande badalte rahate h.

 


Fursat me karege tumse hisab-e-jindagi, abhi to uljhe h hum earphone suljhane me.

‘फुरसत में करेंगे तुझसे हिसाब ऐ जिंदगी, अभी उलझे हैं हम इयरफोन सुलझाने में। ..


Jindagi Icecream ki tarah hoti h, taste karo to bhi pighalti h, waste karo to bhi pighalti h. Isliye taste karna sikho, waste to waise bhi ho rahi h.

ज़िंदगी आइसक्रीम की तरह है., टेस्ट करो तो भी पिघलती है., वेस्ट करो तो भी पिघलती है., इसलिए लाइफ को टेस्ट करना सीखो., वेस्ट तो वेसे भी हो ही रही है….!


Bujurg and samajdaar hone ke liye phele jawan aur bewakuf hona padega.
बुजुर्ग और समझदार होने के लिए पहले तुम्हें जवान और वेबकूफ होना पड़ेगा।


Kuch logo ko nakal karne ki itni aadat ho jaati h ki, wo dhere dhere dusro ki galtiyo ko bhi nakal karna suru kar dete h.

कुछ लोग नकल करने के इतने अभ्यस्त हो जाते हैं कि वे धीरे-धीरे दूसरों की गलतियों की भी नकल करने लग जाते हैं।