There are many ways to express your love. Some express their love through emotions, songs, money and some express with Love Quotes. People use different types on love quotes to express their feeling, like people use sad love quotes, funny love quotes. Funny love status are the good way to show your love towards your partner in hilarious way. Men can use funny love quotes for her wife or girlfriend. Same way a Women a can use love status for her husband.

Keeping this lovely relationship between a men and a women, we have given some of the best funny and hilarious love quotes. Anyone can use this quotes to express their love towards their partner. One can use this love quotes to keep at their WhatsApp status or can also share on Facebook.

Our funny love quote contains some loving couple jokes, love quotes in hindi, love quotes for him and her. So go on read below quotes which will definitely make you laugh.

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  • 80% boys have a girlfriend and rest have a brain.😂
  • When you can’t change the girl … Change the girl.
  • Girls are like phones. We love to be held and talked to, but if you press the wrong button you’ll be disconnected.
  • Do you believe in love at first sight, or should I walk by again?😂
  • They say that love is more important than money, but have you ever tried to pay your bills with a hug or a Kiss?
  • Forget the butterflies; I feel the entire zoo in my stomach when I’m with you.
  •  Gravitation cannot be held responsible for people falling in love.
  • They say marriages are made in Heaven. But so is thunder and lightning.
  • The secret of a happy marriage remains a secret.
  • Happiness is having your girlfriend’s lipstick the same color as your wife’s.
  • If sex is such a natural phenomenon, how come there are so many books on how to do it?

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Funny Love Status in Hindi

  • कुछ लोगों की मोहब्बत भी सरकारी होती हैं, ना तो फ़ाइल आगे बड़ती हैं, ना ही मामला बंद होता हैं..😂
  • प्यार में पड़ा एक आदमी तब तक अधूरा रहता है जब तक उसकी शादी नहीं हो जाती….उसके बाद वो ख़त्म हो जाता है!
  • वो मेरी किस्मत मेरी तकदीर हो गयी;
    हमने उनकी याद में इतने ख़त लिखे कि;
    वह ‘रद्दी’ बेचकर ही अमीर हो गयी! 😥
  • गलत Relationship में जाने के बाद ही Single होने की value समझ में आती है 😥
  • Twinkle Twinkle little star एक और Friend zone कर गई यार 😂
  • अगर दर्द भरे गाने  सुनकर भी आपको दर्द ना हो तो समझ लो आप दोबारा प्यार करने के लिए तैयार हो चुके हो…
  • ये मोहब्बत नहीं, उसूल-ए-वफ़ा है ऐ दोस्त, हम जान तो दे देंगे जान का नंबर नहीं देंगे😎
  • मैंने उसे बताया था कि Psychology में P साइलेंट होता है…और उसने इसे Pyaar में अप्लाई किया .. अब हम अच्छे दोस्त है 😁
  • मोहब्बत. बस यात्रा की तरह होती है,
    और शादी विमान यात्रा के समान
    कारण तंग आकर आप बस से तो उतर सकते हैं,
    लेकिन विमान से नहीं..😂
  • I Am Not Scared Of Proposing A Girl..!!!
    But Saala, Agar Wo Maan Gayi
    To Kharcha Kaun Kare..!😂
  • गर्लफ्रेन्ड के साथ Dp तो हम भी डाल सकते हैं,
    लेकिन उनका  कहना है, कि छुप कर मोहब्बत करने का मजा ही कुछ और हैं.
  • पता नही कैसे उसनेमुझे छोड दिया? वो कमीनी तो किसी के पाँच पैसे भी नही छोडती थी.
  • Jaldbaji me pyaar mat karo, parikhathao me bhi khusi antim panno me hi hoti h.
  • Ladkiyo ke liye ek Message – Chahe kitna bhi dieting kar lo, jab tak bhav khana band nahi karogi, tab tak wajan kam nahi hoga.
  • Iskh me hum tumhe kya bataye kis kadar chot khaye hue h, subha tha baap ne jamke maara, ab uske bhai aaye hue h.
  • Socha tha chupa lege gum apna, kambakhat aankhone hi bagawat kar di.
  • Mujhe bhi sikha do wo bhul jaane ka hunar, ab mujhse raato ko uth-uth kar roya nahi jaata.
  • Akal aai thi mashwara dene, iskh ne laat maar ke bhaga diya.
  • Wo aankhe badi pyaari thi jo usne hame maari thi, hum to mufth me hi luth gaye yaaro, hame kaha pata tha ki unko Baba Ramdev wali bimari thi.
  • Jab bacha Honey Singh ke rap chodke Kishorda ke Classic gaane sunne lage to samaj lena ki ye puchne ka waqt aa gaya h, “Beta, kya naam h us ladki ka?”
  • Mohalle ke londo ka pyaar, aksar Doctor aur Engineer uthake le jaate h.
  • Ek baat mai samaj gaya hu, Ladki aur Rocket aapko kahi bhi le jaa sakte h.
  • Hame malum tha anjam-e-eiskh, lekin jawani josh par thi jindagi barbaad kar baithe

Funny Love Quotes in Hindi
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Funny Love Status for Him:

  • Always remember that you are absolutely unique. Just like everyone else.😂
  • The salary of wife is HER salary. The salary of husband is family’s budget.
  • An archaeologist is the best husband a woman can have. The older she gets the more interested he is in her
  • A Good husband is never the first go to sleep at night or the last to awake in the morning
  • To catch a husband is an art, to hold him is a job
  • Housework is what a woman always does but nobody notices until she hasn’t done it

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Funny Love Status for Her:

  • Subha se bhag rahi h chaku lekar mere piche, maine to majak me kaha tha “Dil chir ke dekh tera hi naam likha h 😂
  • My wife told me the other day that I don’t take her to expensive places any more, so I took her to the gas station.
  • One day my wife’s credit card got stolen.. what a relief it was to find that the thief spends less than my wife!
  • I look at the moon and it looks really beautiful!.. Then I look at you… and.. I think I’ll look at the moon again.!
  • My wife dresses to kill. She cooks the same way.
  • Whenever i fail as a husband, a toy or a diamond always works.
  • She is not my reword, I am her punishment.

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