• Marriage is the main cause for divorce.

 

  • I don’t worry about terrorism. I am married with one of them for two years.

 

  • Behind every Successful Man there is a Woman, because Women do not run behind Unsuccessful Men !

 

  • Jis prakaar Paap ka ghada bharte hi manusye ki mrutyu ho jaati h, Ussi prakaar jayada khusi milne par shaadi ho jaati h.

 

  • Insaan ke sharer me 1 Lakh 39 hazaar nase hoti, sirf bibi hi jaanti h ki kab konsi nas dabani h.

 

  • Patni ardhangni hoti h, isliye usse aadhi jaan kari do, jiwan ke aadhe khast kam ho jaayege.

 

  • Before I got married I had six theories about bringing up children; now I have six children and no theories.

 

  • An archaeologist is the best husband a woman can have; the older she gets the more interested he is in her.

 

  • Koyal ne pucha kauwe se “Abhi tak shaadi kyu nahi ki?, Kauwe ne kaha “Bina Shaadi ke hi jindagi me itni kaw-kaw h, shadi karlu to na jaane kya hoga.”

 

  • Satya wachan Shadi-sudha mardo ke liye – “Aji sunte ho” ka wahi matlab hota h, jo “Big Boss” ke ghar me rahane walo ke liye “Big Boss Cahate h” ka hota h.

 

  • Ab shadi me 7 ki jage 8 wachan hone chahiye, 8wa wachan hona chahiye – Whatsapp aur Facebook se jayada waqt mai apne pati ko dugi.

 

  • Arranged Marriage ka sabse bada fayeda yaha h ki “95% se adhik mamle me ladke ko aise kaya mil jaati h, jaisi waha 7 janmo me bhi nahi pata sakta.”

 

  • Beta: Mujhe Shadi nahi karni, mujhe sabhi aurto se daar lagta h.
    Pitaji: Karle beta fir sirf 1 aurat se daar lagega aur baaki sab achi lagegi.