• Just saw the most smartest person when I was in front of the mirror.
  • My “last seen at” was just to check your “last seen at”.
  • God is really creative, I mean ..just look at me.
  • Life is too short. Don’t waste it reading my Whatsapp status.
  • My attitude will always be based on how you treat me.
  • I’m not lazy, I’m on energy saving mode.
  • I’m cool but global warming made me hot.
  • Main marne ke liye nahi peeta … peene ke liye marta hoon.