• Aaj Sir utha ke wahi chalta h, jiske paas Whatsapp nahi h.

 

  • Agar subha ka bheja, sham ko wapas apne paas aa jaye, to use Whatsapp message khate h.

 

  • Ladkiya bhi kamal hoti h, tayar hone ke liye Buty Parlor jaati h, aur Buty Parlor jaane ke liye bhi tayar hoti h.

 

  • Aajkal Mata-Pita ko bas 2 chintaye h, Internet par unka beta kya download kar raha h, aur beti kya upload kar rahi h.

 

  • Aaj sabse badi kurbani wahi hoti h, jab hum apna Phone charging se nikal kar kisi aur ka Phone laga de.

 

  • Jamana badal gaya h, phele Maa ke pair chukar nikalte the, ab Mobile ki Battery full karke nikalte h.

 

  • Kuch log Photo dekh kar itne excited ho jaate h ki, samaj hi nahi paate ki phele Like kare ya save.

 

  • Kisi Se Koi Chiz Maango To Aise Maango Jese Tumhare Baap Ki Thi..

 

  • Jidhar apna CRUSH hai, udhar hich sala RUSH hai and filhaal timepass k liye only CANDYCRUSH he.

 

  • Hamesha ek nirashwadi se paise udhar lo, wo iske wapas aane ki ummed nahi karega.

 

  • Zhut bolne ka sabse acha tarika h ki sach bol do, sawdhani se banaya gaya sach.

 

  • Agar aapne apni Shirt ka phela button galat lagaya h to ni-sande h ki sesh sabhi button bhi galat hi lagegi – By Razzak Tailor

 

  • Agar aapke raha me chote-chote pathar aaye, to samaj lena ki, aage Road ka kaam chal raha h – By Guddu Thicokle

 

  • Jindagi me “paana” hi sab kuch nahi hota, uske saath nut-bolt bhi chahiye hota h. – By Pappu Mistri

 

  • Tum muhe khoon do, mai tumhe 3 baje tak report duga – By Guptaji Pathology wale

 

  • Yaha khuda h, waha khuda h, har taraf khuda hi khuda h, aur jaha abhi nahi khuda h, waha jald hi khud jaayega – By Unknown Municipality Contractor

 

  • Agar aapko har baat par over-reat karne ki aadat h to aapke aandar T.V serial ka Director banne ki shambhavnaye h.

 

  • Jaruri nahi ki kutta hi wafadar nikle, waqt aane par wafadar bhi kutta nikal sakta h.

 

  • Hum jindagi me itne leen ho gaye h, pata hi nahi chala kab Golgappe 10 ke 3 ho gaye.

 

  • Kon deta h umar bhar ka sahara, aajkal log to janaje me bhi khande badalte rahate h.

 

  • Bank ek aisi jagah h, jaha aapko tab paise mil jayege jab aap ye sabhit kar do ki aapko paiso ki jarurat nahi h.

 

  • Dukaan me Bread lene ke liye gusne and sirf Bread le kar nikalne ki sambhavna Billion me 1 hi h.

 

  • Ek ne pucha “Kaha rahate ho?” Maine kaha “Aukaat me, Saale ne phir pucha “Kab tak?”, Maine kaha “Samne wala rahe tab tak”

 

  • Paisa aur majak, soch samajkar udaana chahiye.

 

  • Apne India ka kuch nai ho sakta yaaro, kyuki yaha budhe desh chala rahe h, aur jawan Whatsapp.

 

  • Jitni Tofhiya maine apne pure bachpan me nahi khayi thi, usse jayada to dukaandar aab tak chiller ke badle Tofhiya de-de ke mujhe khila chukka h.

 

  • Neend ke pheche mat bhago, padhai ke pheche bhaago, neend jhak maar ke aayegi.

 

  • Aap kitne hi ache kaam karlo, log usse hi yaad karte h, jisne udhaar liya ho.

 

  • Kuch log kanjusi ki saari hade paar karne me amaada h, aise log aaj kal itne kanjus ho gaye h ki ab jeb me haath daal kar “Mai duga, Mai duga” ki acting bhi nahi karte.

 

  • Ab maang uth rahi h ki T.V. banana wali companiyo ko remote par normal Mute button ke sath ek button “Mute Siddhu” ka bhi hona chahiye.

 

  • Is garmi me galti se kal raat Fan ka button kya dab gaya, pura pariwar mujhe aise dekhne lag gaya jaise mai aatankwadi hu.

 

  • Aam Aadmi Party utni hi “Aam” h, jitna Pakistan “Paak” h.

 

  • Itne hathiyaar aaj tak Scientist ne bhi ijaad nahi kiye, jitney meri Maa ke paas h, mujhe maarne ke liye.

 

  • Aadmi dhan ke phiche tab tak bhagta h, jab tak uska ni-dhan na ho jaye.

 

  • Chuhe ko Billi lagi gori, dono milne lage chori-chori, chuha bola “aao gori aa khele aankh-micholi”, Billi chuhe ko maar ke kha gai aur boli “I hate Love Story”

 

  • Ladki saath ho to Hotel ka Bill, ladki dur ho to Phone ka Bill, aur agar Ladki dhur ho jaye to Daru ka Bill.