- One funny thing about college life is that; teachers make you sleep during day and friends don’t let you to sleep at night. . . . .:- )😜
- While I was (in college) I was exposed to this world that I didn’t know was possible.
- College is the best time of your life. When else are your parents going to spend several thousand dollars a year just for you to go to a strange town and get drunk every night?
- Every year, many, many stupid people graduate from college. And if they can do it, so can you.
- College has given me the confidence I need to fail.
- I only want to write. And there’s no college for that except life.
- I’m going to college. I don’t care if it ruins my career. I’d rather be smart than a movie star.
- Hug a stressed college student. It helps a lot.
- School for 12 years, college for 4 more years, then you work until you die. Cool.
- College is not preparation for life, College is life itself.
- Colleges don’t make fools, they only develop them.😜
- College is the best place to enjoy life happily, nothing else can beat that.
- Everyone can pass college, most just don’t feel like it.
- “I are a college student.” This is how stupid some college students are.
- College is important, but saving money can be even more important.
- And sex is definitely part of college life.😜
- Some people talk in their sleep. Lecturers talk while other people sleep.
- Life is my college. May I graduate well, and earn some honors.
- If you have a college degree you can be absolutely sure of one thing… You have a college degree.
- A lot of fellows nowadays have a B.A., M.D., or Ph.D. Unfortunately, they don’t have a J.O.B.
- 80% of the final exam will be based on the one lecture you missed and the one book you didn’t read.
- I learned law so well, the day I graduated I sued the college, won the case, and got my tuition back.
- Wow now I’m a graduate…….Now thermometer is not the only thing that has degrees without brains .
College Life Status in Hindi
- Ye college ke din,
In lamho me jindagi jee bhar ke jeena,
Yaad karke in palon ko,
Fir jindagi bhar muskurana.
- हर तरफ पढाई का साया है , हर पेपर में जीरो आया है .
हम तो यु ही चले जाते है बिना मुह धोये एग्जाम देने ,
और लोग कहते है – कमीना रात भर पढ़ के आया है..
- Hum jeete EK bar hai, Marte ek bar hai, Pyar ek bar hota hai,
Aur shaadi bhi ek hi bar hoti hai..
to ye EXAMS BAR-BAR KYUN ???😣
Funny College Status
- Azeem Hai Woh Log Jo Ghalat Jawab Bhi Full Confidence Se detay Hain.😜
- Likho toh kuch aisa likho ki kalam bhi rone ko majboor ho jaaye,
har lafz mein dard itna bhar do ki examiner bhi pass karne ko majbor ho jaye.
- हर तरफ पढाई का साया है;
किताबों मैं सुकून किसने पाया है;
हम तो जाते हैं college में लडकियां देखने;
और मास्टर कहता है देखो बेचारा इतनी बरसात में भी पढने आया है!
Attitude Status on College Life
- kehdo padhne walo se kabhi hum bhi padha karte the
jitna syllabus padh kar wo top kiya karte the ,
utna syllabus to hum chod diya karte the.😎
- Har Sawal Se Dat Kar Ladna,
Fekne Me Kami Mat Karna,
Mouka Mila To Peche Bhi Dekhna,
Aur Ek Baath Yaad Rakhna,
Aage Wala Ka Paper Apna Samajhna
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