• SEX taash khelne jaisa h, yadi Partner acha na ho to, haath(taash ke khel me patte) acha hona chaheye.

 

  • Choti cheej bahut dukh deti h, aap parvat par baith sakte ho, lakin sui(needle) par nahi.

 

  • Agar koi aadmi apni Car ka darwaja patni ke liye apne haatse kholta h to samaj lijiye, “ya to Car nahi h, yaa patni”

 

  • Tumhare paas 2 hi vikalp h – Kuware raho aur Shaadi ke baare me sochte raho, ya Shaadi karlo aur fir kyu ki ye sochte raho.

 

  • Purush apna matlab nikaalne ke liye SEX ka istamaal kaise kar sakte h, jabki SEX hi unka matlab h.

 

  • Pagalpan kya h? “alag-alag natijo ki chaha me, ek hi kriya ko baar-baar karna(aap kriya ka matlab SEX hi samjhe hoge?)”

 

  • Weekend par free mahila sabse mahagi padti h.

 

  • Shawdhaani barte, 80% log durghatnao se hi hote h.

 

  • T.V. par SEX tab tak chot nahi pochata, jab tak aap giro na.

 

  • Agar log sahi me Galtiyo se sabak lete, to fir kabhi dusri girlfriend nahi banate.

 

  • Dono ki bhagidaari h barabar is jurum me, maine jab nazar milai to muskuraya wo bhi tha.

 

  • Fursat me karege tujhse hisaab-e-jindagi, abhi uljhe h hum Earphone suljhane me.

 

  • Shaadi ke baad Pursho ko apni galtiyo ko yaad rakhni nahi chahiye,
    Kyuki ek hi baat ko do logo ko yaad rakhne ka koi matlab nahi h.

 

  • Ek safal insaan wahi h, jo Bibi ke kharch karne se jayada kama sake,
    aur ek safal mahila wahi h, jo aise insaan ko khoj sake.

 

  • Yadi kisi aadmi se ye pucha jaaye “ki aap Love Marriage karna pasand karoge ya Arrange Marriage?”
    Ye kuch waisa hi h, jaise kisise pucha jaaye, “Aap khudkhusi karna pasand karege ya katal hona?”

 

  • Mai jab tak kaam karne ka natak karta rahuga, jab tak wo mujhe salary dene ka natak karte rahege.

 

  • Kela khate hue mahilaao ko ye nahi samajta ki – Kaha dekhe?

 

  • Yadi ye sach h ki hum dusro ki madat karne ke liye paida hue h, to fir dusre kisliye paida hue h?

 

  • Jab ladki kahe – “Tum bahot ache ho, tumhe to koi bhi mil jayegi”, iska matlab h ki usse koi aur mil gaya h.

 

  • Bhagwaan aur Doctor ko kabhi naraz mat karo,
    kyuki – Jab Bhagwaan naaraz hote h, to Doctor ke paas bhej dete h, aur jab Doctor naraz hote h, to Bhagwaan ke paas bhej dete h.

 

  • Jyadatar mahilaye batti bhujaakar SEX karna pasand karti h, kyuki woe k purush ko aanand lete hue nahi dekh sakti.

 

  • June me kabhi Holi nahi hoti, May me kabhi Diwali nahi hoti,
    Ladkiyo ko dekh aura age badja Babaji ke Thullu, kyuki jo ladki pasand aa gai, wo teri nahi ho sakti.

 

  • Dubli Patli ladki ko dekhkar ek Shaayar – Chara tera khaas nahi, badan me tere maas nahi, pyaar karu kya tujhse, teri 9 mahine jine ki aas nahi.

 

  • Yu mat khich tu mujhe apni taraf ye sanam, Branded T-Shirt h, fhat gai to bahut pitegi tu maa kasam.!!!

 

  • Yadi aapko lagta h ki aapke Mata-Pita, Teacher ya Boss ka wyawhar aapke prati bahot shakt aur rukh h,
    to aap shaadi kar lijiye aur patni ko jindagi me aane dijiye, ek din aap in sab logo se pyaar karne lagoge.

 

  •  “Tum bahut ache ho tumhe to koi bhi mil jayegi” matlab usse koi mil gaya h.

 

  • Ek mahila kisi purush ke sath yaha soch kar shaadi karti h ki wo badal jayega, lakin wo nahi badalta.
    Ek purush yaha soch kar shaadi karta h ki wo nahi badlegi, lakin wo badal jaati h.

 

  • Purush aur Mahila ki bahas me hamesha mahila hi jeetti h, iske baad purush job hi kahata h wo ek nahi bahas ki shuruwaat hoti h.

 

  • Shaadi lottery ki taraha hoti h, bas haar jaane par aap Ticket faad kar fekh nahi sakte.

 

  • Kamiyab waqkti ki aadhunik paribhasa: Jo pheli Bibi ki wajaha se kamiyabi haashil karta h, aur kamiyab hone ke baad dusri Bibi.

 

  • Mahilaye hamesha Purusho ke bhulne ki aadat se pareshan rahati h, jabki purush mahilaao ki yaad rakhne ki aadat se.

 

  • Kabhi socha h ki patni ko Begam kahate h? Kyuki Shaadi ke baad saare gam to sirf pati ke hisse me aati h aur patni Be-gum ho jaati h.

 

  • Question: Pyaar karke shaadi karni chahiye ya Shaadi karke pyaar karna chahiye?
    Aswer: Shaadi karke pyaar karna chahiye, par iski khabar Bibi ko nahi lagni chahiye.

 

  • Bibi aksar hame mahaan kaarye ki prenna deti h aur unhi ko karne nahi deti.

Whatsapp Status in Hindi Funny Short (One Line)

  • Babuji Exam se dar nahi lagta, slow internet se lagta hai.

 

  • Main marne ke liye nahi peeta … peene ke liye marta hun.

 

  • Pheli cigrate ho ya phalli beer, Koi bhi kharidkar nahi pita, Hamesha koi na koi dost haat me dekar kahata h – “Pi le kuch nahi hoga” 😆

 

  • Patni अर्धांगिनी hoti h, isliye use aadhi jaankari hi de, jiwan ke aadhe khast kam ho jayege.

 

  • Jaruri nahi ki kutta hi wafadar nikle, waqt aane par aapka wafadar bhi kutta nikal sakta h.

 

  • I always say ”morning” instead of ”good morning” If it were a good morning I’d still be in bed instead of talking to people.

 

  • Jindagi me jakham bahot diye, lekin harek ko sill leta hu, darling tum aalu ubalo mai matar chill leta hu.

 

  • Mushkil toh yeh hai ki main abhi theek tarah se bhigda bhi nahi, aur tumne sudhaarna shuru kar diya.

 

  • Exam se dar nahi lagta sahab, IIN walo se lagta h. :mrgreen:

 

  • Paise walo ka aadhe se jayada paisa to ye dikhane me kharach ho jata h ki wo paise wale h.

 

  • Aaj ke yug me sirf wahi log sharif hain, jinke mobile me password nahi hai !!!

 

  • Politicians and diapers have one thing in common. They should both be changed regularly, and for the same reason.

 

  • Sab kuch tab tak majedaar lagta h, jab tak wo dusre ke saath hota h.

 

  • Wo kahate h sarab dheere-dheere jaan leeti h, waise farak kise padta h, marne ki jaldi bhi kise h.

 

  • Sarab ko salam, jindagi ki tamam pareshaniyo ka karan aur niwaran dono yahi h.

 

  • Mai sharat lagata hu ki mai juaa khelna chod duga.

 

  • Yadi ye sach h ki, hum dusro ki madat karne ke liye paida hue h, to fir dusre kis liye paida hue h?

 

  • Yadi aapko is baat se farak nahi padta ki aap kaha ho, to ghabrane ki koi baat nahi h, aap khoye nahi ho.

 

  • Do mahine phele, Time Travel pe Seminar h, jarur aana.

 

  • Choti shoch walo ki jeeb akshar badi hoti h.

 

  • Sabhi HERO nahi ban sakte, HERO ke gujarne par taaliya bajaane ke liye bhi to kuch logo ki jarurat padti h.

 

  • Choti chij bahot dhukh deti h, aap parwat par baith sakte h, lakin sui(needle)par nahi.

 

  • Jaante ho raat me maja kab aati h? Jab kisi sote hue ko utha kar pucha jaye, “Kya aap so rahe ho?”

 

  • Mudde par bahas mini skirt ki taraha honi chahiye, kyuki choti bahas hi rochak hoti h, badi bahas mudde par parda daal deti h.

Whatsapp Status in Hindi Funny Attitude

  • Main marne ke liye nahi peeta, peene ke liye marta hun.

 

  • Mai wo buri cheej hu, jo aksar ache logo ke saath hoti h.

 

  • Jaise ki maine kaha tha, ki apni baat nahi doharata.

 

  • Mai chamatkar me bharosa nahi karta, us par nirbhar rahata hu.

Whatsapp Status in Hindi Funny Love

  • Tum kisi or se LOVE kar lo hame sudharne mai Time lagega… 😛

 

  • इश्क के इलेक्शन का उम्मीदवार बनना था मुझे, कम्बख्त ने “भाई’ कह कर निर्वाचन आयोग बना दिया!

 

  • Sacha pyaar bhi sarkari naukri ki taraha h, dhakke kha ke hi milti h aur wo bhi kismet walo ko.

 

  • Wo aankhe hi pyaari thi jo usne hame maari thi, hum to muft me hi lut gaye yaaro hame kaha pata tha ki unko baba ramdev wali bimari thi.

 

  • Jab ladki kahe – tum bahot ache ho, tumhe to koi bhi mil jayegi, iska matlab h use koi aur mil gaya h.

 

  • Scientific Chetawni: sarab pine se aapko ye lag sakta h ki, aap ki purani girlfriend aapke phone ka besabri se intazar kar rahi h.

 

  • Ek purush ke sath rahane ke liye jaruri h ki aap use puri taraha samje aur toda toda pyaar kare, par ek mahila ke sath khus rahane ke liye jaruri h ki aap use pyaar karte hi rahe, samajne ki kosis kabhi na kare.

 

  • Sacha pyaar bhut ki taraha hota h, charcha uski sab karte h, lakin dekha kisi ne nahi.